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Coupling Season 1; Episode 2; Size Matters

December 21, 2007 Leave a comment

One of the best pieces of conversation in the series:Sally: You know what ‘I’ll cook’ says; it says ‘lets have sex’.Susan: No, that would be ‘Come and spend the night with me’.Sally:  ‘Come and spend the night with me’ says ‘lets have sex’; ‘I’ll Cook’ says ‘lets have sex & I’ll Cater’Susan: Sally….Sally: Susan, you are offering this man food & sex in the same place; if there’s something to read in the loo, he may never leave.<Susan & Sally enter the Bar; Jeff, Steve & Patrick in conversation>Jeff: Okay, have you thought through your foreplay yet?Sally (whispers): They know about that?Steve: What do you mean foreplay?Jeff: What do you think I mean? I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off! My advice is to get them off right after your shoes and before your trousers. That’s the Sock Gap!! Miss it and suddenly you are a naked man in socks. No self respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squealchy with her! 

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